Marcel Lee




reviews

A “bird” is a slang term for a kilogram of crack, a drug Ice Cube will probably never convince a judge he was forced to sell in order to provide for his son. But that’s basically how he feels. “AT&T” isn’t hiring and McDonald’s doesn’t pay enough, so he makes his money the best way he knows how. George Bush certainly isn’t going to help him.

“A bird in the hand is worth,” as the saying goes, “more than a Bush.” It’s a politically thought-provoking ending to a verse on a song that should’ve ended there. The final seventeen or eighteen seconds, featuring what sounds like an old James Brown vocal sample, are unnecessary. But the Sesame Street introduction is genius.

my rating = 4 of 5

1991


posted 2013 May 07

video review : Paranormal Activity 4 ( movie )

Cutesy interaction between a typical American family, along with the daughter’s boyfriend, are the most interesting parts of this movie; the newest in a series of what is supposed to be edited together sets of private Youtube-ready videos that happen to catch strange ghostly happenings like books and chairs moving by themselves. And that’s a conceptual problem because it’s the paranormal activity itself, which revolve around the neighbor’s creepy kid, that is supposed to be the star of the show. Instead, since it usually happens at night when nearly everyone is asleep or in the day when hardly anyone is around, it brings the plot to a comparatively dreary slowdown. For that reason, the first half of the movie, which I think also features more close-ups of the cute daughter and her sexy mother, is better than the second half.

my rating = 3 of 5

2012

video review : Paranormal Activity 1 ( movie )
video review : Paranormal Activity 2 ( movie )
video review : Paranormal Activity 3 ( movie )


posted 2013 April 28

video review : The Blair Witch Project ( movie )

Three filmmakers travel into the woods of Burkittsville (Maryland) to investigate folklore about a local witch, and watching them blab and bicker is interesting enough. It’s when they get lost trying to find their way back to the car that things start to get captivatingly gloomy. All the additional dread, the “witch” stuff, sort of goes against that fact. Being lost in the middle of nowhere, in the cold with a minimum amount of food and water, is scary enough. That alone should probably be the gist of the plot. Being taunted and haunted by evil spirits every night nears conceptual overkill; especially when one of your companions disappear, leaving just one other person between you and the kind of lonely dread that dominates nightmares.

It’s a movie, a fictional one presented as an edited-together set of real-life documentary-style video clips, but everything from the way the characters act to the brilliantly inane things they say seem almost too real to come out of just another horror script. In a sense, it is. The dialogue, all or most of it, is reportedly improvised, just as it would be if this wasn’t just a movie. No, this Blair Witch Project isn’t particularly scary, unless perhaps you actually believe in witchcraft, but it’s quite a compelling character study. I suspect people like this would react like this in a situation like this. Nothing, aside from the actual “witch” part itself, seems unreal; particularly at the end when all hope is lost, fear takes over and the girl starts screaming for her life.

my rating = 4 of 5

1999


posted 2013 April 23

audio review : Reincarnated ( album ) ... Snoop Lion

The worst thing about this album is that Snoop Dogg, known years ago as Snoop Doggy Dogg, changed his name to make it. This new change may be a temporary one, an alias to reflect his sudden switch from a “gangsta” rapper to a reggae singer, but it’s still silly and unnecessary. “Snoop Dogg” has a nice cool ring to it. “Snoop Lion”, which adds an awkward syllable and sounds like an ebonical way of accusing Snoop of “lying”, sounds comparatively stupid.

The songs are better. Not better than most of his “Dogg” songs; albums like The Blue Carpet Treatment and Doggystyle trump this one easily; but better than the name. Memorable vocal melodies are hard to find; the Fruit Juice and Smoke The Weed anthems are downright annoying; but the beats are convincingly groovy. Though Snoop often forgets to fake a Jamaican accent, this is, for whatever it’s worth, real reggae music. It’s just mediocre reggae music; that’s all.

my rating = 3 of 5

2013


posted 2013 April 23

Pay attention to the bridge, where Michael Jackson throws a fit about “everybody” gossiping. He rants to himself, his words loud enough for us to hear but not distinguishable enough to understand, over a pulsating beat with “news” reports rattling-off in the background. By the end, he’s not even making sense. He’s just caught-up in the music.

It’s an unguarded display of artistry, the type that would’ve probably never seen the light of day before the History album; a song set that follows several months of public hoopla regarding the well-publicized child molestation charges he vehemently denies to this day and years of scrutiny about him being a “strange” or “weird” guy overall.

Some people still believe he sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber or that he made an offer to buy The Elephant Man’s bones. Both rumors are addressed here. It’s Michael Jackson’s official response to the Tabloid Junkie, or anyone so hooked on reading and watching tabloid journalism that it’s gotten to the point where they believe the stories to be true.

my rating = 5 of 5

1995

audio review : History ( album ) ... Michael Jackson


posted 2013 April 20

video review : Seven Psychopaths ( movie )

Seven Psychopaths isn’t so much a movie about seven psychopaths as it is a movie about a movie about seven psychopaths. That is if merely being a brutal murderer qualifies a person as such. I’d argue that, outside of the pop-based pseudoscience known as psychology, it doesn’t, but that semantic debate is beside the point. Director Martin McDonagh reels you in right from the beginning with two mob-style killers engaging in interesting dialogue, à la Quentin Tarantino, and the movie never really goes boring from there. It never really goes particularly enjoyable neither, let alone as clever as it aims to be. The Billy Bickle character, a source of comic relief in a movie that would do better without it, is annoying, but the little Shih Tzu dog, which plays a major role in relation to the plot, is adorable.

my rating = 3 of 5

2012


posted 2013 April 18

audio review : Of The Heart Of The Soul And Of The Cross [ The Utopian Experience ] ( album ) ... PM Dawn

Prince Be, the lead vocalist of PM Dawn, sounds like an estranged member of De La Soul, but that’s okay. He does more than just rap, after all. He also recites poetry and sings. It’s that latter skill in particular, often harmoniously displayed over lush contemporary soul music, that makes his songs more easier on, if not more pleasant to, the ears.

If people have “heart” and a “soul”, and I’m not convinced we do, then this is, on some aesthetic level, hearty soul music. Prince Be, given his allegiance to The Cross, would probably attribute its tranquil vibes to his Christian “Father”. That would, of course, be going too far. But the song dedicated to that aforementioned God is spiritful and enchanting.

You get the sense that a warm Heaven-like atmosphere is the goal not just for After I Die but most of these tracks. Memory Bliss owes its life to a Spandau ballet. But, even if the Presence Of Mirrors chorus seems to invoke the passion of Michael Jackson and the Clear Day drums sound like Milli Vanilli, I think most of this album is refreshingly original.

my rating = 3 of 5

1991


posted 2013 April 13

audio review : Blackout [ White Noise ] ( EP ) ... Booka Shade

Chelonis R Jones adds nothing of value to this set. In fact, he takes value away. His vocals, presented upon both versions of the title track as a dub blend of sorts, are annoying and distracting. It just sounds like some random gay guy talking nonsense over thumpy house grooves.

My only other major complaint is the fact that the Karrera song is already included on the Haleshop “EP” released just a few months ago. Otherwise the music is typical Booka Shade, which typically isn’t a bad thing, especially if you happen to be night-outing on a crowded dance floor.

my rating = 3 of 5

2013


posted 2013 April 05

audio review : The Comeback ( album ) ... Bass 305

The title is about as trite as can be. Bass 305 already made a Return twelve years ago. That return, from a four-year album Departure, produced just one follow-up; a 2002 remake of their Digital Bass debut. Both albums were massively disappointing, at-least for those of us anticipating music near the aesthetic level of Bass The Future and Virtual Bass. The problem with Bass 305, at one time one of my favorite song artists, is that they lost their way and are apparently too inept or too apathetic to get back on track. Artists lose talent, yes, but I’d bet on the latter, which goes back to the laughably unartistic album title.

The tracks, of which descriptions like Supa Bass DJ Mix and DJ Hip-Hop Drop serve as actual titles, only make matters worse. There are savers. The Fort Lauderdale song is quirky and fun. I can imagine it playing on a tour bus as it arrives in the city. The Brave, with its soothing synth notes, comes close to revisiting the duo’s glory days. As generic as this Comeback sounds; plenty of bass but hardly any good music to accommodate; there is melody there. It’s one of too many political songs featuring the voice of Ronald Reagan, but it stimulates. A random JL Audio plug sloppily tacked to the beginning of the album just annoys.

my rating = 2 of 5

2011


posted 2013 April 01

Skittles : Darkside ( candy )

This is getting ridiculous, all the random assortments of Skittles introduced over the years. These Darksides are just as unnecessary but as sugar-sweet and delicious as most. There is a Dark (purple) Berry, blue Forbidden Fruit and Blood Orange; the three best flavors; along with Pomegranate and a “Midnight” lime that seems to taste less tangier, thus better, than Original lime.

my rating = 4 of 5


posted 2013 March 29

This is Michael Jackson at his most mawkish, which isn’t necessarily something to frown upon. The problem is that there aren’t any soothing melodies to counter the nausea. “Your love is magical,” this teenage love poem insists, “I’ll go anywhere and do anything just to touch your face.” If a person were to say that to me, with a straight face, I’d question their sanity.

The King proves he still has one of the best singing voices in Pop music; he begins and ends with an cappella; and I sort of like the way he ad-libs “You are always in my heart” like he did at the end of You Are Not Alone, but the ballad’s only true saving grace is the gorgeous orchestration happening in the background. It would do much better as a sap-free instrumental.

my rating = 3 of 5

2001

audio review : Invincible ( album ) ... Michael Jackson


posted 2013 March 28

Private Selection Southern Butter Pecan Ice Cream

The best part about this Private Selection isn’t the “toasted” pecans but the sweet buttery ice cream itself. The pecans more or less distract. Perhaps there are just too many of them. It seems you get a piece of the nut, if not a whole half, in every spoonful.

my rating = 4 of 5


posted 2013 March 19

new audio

new video

girl showing her feetan agnostic condemning religiongirl talking about guys and relationshipsD-Nutt talking about his city and musicOnyx eating and drinking and belchinga girl’s feet on the busDally In The Alley with Norman and Randygirls talking about romance and sexDiana Lewis and her daughter doing a retirement newscast at The Woodward Dream Cruisegirl walking and showing her legsvanilla bean ice cream melted down with an Oatmeal Creme PiePooch-A-Palooza in Detroit

audio archive

DJ sets

song remixes

video archive | pictures archive



Marcel Lee on Youtube Marcel Lee on Reverb Nation

posts | comments

e-mail : marcellee@marcellee.com

Pay Pal donations Amazon