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I see it on Maury all the time ...
The girl comes on stage, either mad or sad, because her baby's daddy is saying the kid ain't his.
The guy comes on stage as the audience boos him. He's saying the baby ain't his. She's just a hoe. That baby could be any-body's. The girl gets upset and starts yelling at him; standing up, all in his face, pointing at the picture of the baby on the screen; saying how it looks "just like" him, how it has his nose or eyes; calling him all kinds of names; as the audience agrees with applause. The guy continues to deny it as Maury makes the girl get out of the guy's face and sit down. The girl's mama (the baby's grand-mama) comes on stage; yelling at the guy, much like the daughter just did; saying she knows it's his kid; telling his no-good ass to be a man and take care of his kid... as the audience cheers in agreement. Eventually, every-one settles as Maury pulls-out the envelope and looks at the guy. "When it comes to (baby's age + baby's name), you are not the father!" The girl gets up and runs back-stage in tears. The girl's mama (the baby's grand-mama) quickly follows to comfort her; saying some-thing like "You don't need him any-way. It's our baby." The girl contines to cry back-stage, in her mama's arms (the baby's grand-mama's arms); as the guy jumps up and down on stage, in a temporary state of bliss. Maury leaves stage and comforts the girl back-stage (along with the girl's mama, the baby's grand-mama), asking if she knows of any-one else who could be the father; so that she could bring him on the show in the near future. The girl, with tears still running down her face, says that she thinks she knows who it might be. All the while, I'm sitting back in front of the TV screen; laughing my ass off at that stupid-ass, slutty-ass bitch.  | |||
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post #1
posted 2002 July 26 (Friday) at 1:15 AM
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As do I, Marcel. As do I.
I was once one of those men. I once had to open my own envelope. And I once jumped up and down with glee. No shit. marcellee.com quote ...
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post #2
posted 2002 July 26 (Friday) at 1:28 AM
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lol, the "slutty ass" part reminded me of "pimp Like Me"
Yeah, that shit's funny. I also like when they bring a guy on to say they were cheatin, but not because they wanted sex, NOOO, because he was never around . Well, what should he do? Quit his job? Then you'd leave his broke ass anyway. lmfao At least guys just say it. "I wanted someone else too" |
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OH MY HOW I AGREE WIT U MARCEL
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post #4
posted 2003 January 14 (Tuesday) at 1:16 PM
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I did it with a stupid-ass, slutty-ass bitch for a while, without a condom. It was very dumb. She told me she was on the pill, and if she ever got pregnant, she'd have an abortion anyway. I was young and naive, and I trusted her. This was before I realised how much of a stupid-ass, slutty-ass bitch she is.
After I broke up with her (we were "together" for a while), we had sex a couple of times, isolated incidents where I was taken advantage of after being very drunk and/or stoned. lol. She had a baby about 9 months later, but told me the whole time that the baby definitely wasn't mine. When her kid was about 2 years old, she started ringing me up and asking me all kinds of fucked-up questions. Then one day, a letter arrived in the mail stating that I had to sign this declaration that I was the father of her child. If I didn't, I'd be taken to court. The only alternative was to pay $600 to get a DNA test, which would only be refunded if it was found that I was not the father. My parents helped me out with the money, and I was shitting myself for the next 6 months, waiting for the DNA test. Well, I got the test, and a few weeks later, I got the results in the mail. I am one lucky motherfucker. It was very dumb. | |||
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post #5
posted 2003 January 14 (Tuesday) at 4:42 PM
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no, you mean your a 'stupid-ass, slutty-ass bitch fucker'
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post #6
posted 2003 January 15 (Wednesday) at 3:18 AM
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word shows like that are funny, those girls are pretty pathetic.. couldnt see my self doing shit like that.
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lol@this
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lol
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lol they r all so predictive, but i watch em everytime
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post #10
posted 2003 February 2 (Sunday) at 6:08 PM
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lol klee i know you be lovin them shows
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post #11
posted 2003 February 3 (Monday) at 2:56 PM
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Damn Gaz you are lucky bastard... I am freaky and all, but I don't understand girl having sex with more then one man at the same time.. I didn't have unprotected sex since I was 14, but still shit can happen.. and if it happens, I want to know who is the father... there's this friend of mine that usually has around 3 guys.. one official and some from aside... and she never ever uses protection... no pill no condom.. I'm not judging her or anything, but I asked her more then few times, what if you say pregnant?... she never really gives me an answer.. I just know her "offical" would be the father in eyes of the public.. probably his eyes too, since he doesn't know about her creeping and all |
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I'm with Marcel on this.. my mum (my baby's grandmother) agree's also
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post #13
posted 2003 May 15 (Thursday) at 4:40 PM
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The funniest thing about these show's is the "other woman" that comes to the show with the accused baby-daddy, and will sit there hear all the shit that the babby-momma is going through and then still defend the boyfriend! That's some funny shit! Like they think the same thing won't happen to them because he's fucking them now..I guess the other girlfriends pussy is alway the Holy Grail of pussy ain't it,lol.
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post #14
posted 2003 May 21 (Wednesday) at 2:40 PM
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Hahaha
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post #15
posted 2003 July 11 (Friday) at 2:29 PM
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Marcel you forgot one thing...
I watch those shows a lot too and with this subject Maury always goes to the accused father and shows what he thinks about the whole situation.
For example... Maury: We gave DeWayne a paternity test and he's backstage but this is what he had to say about this lets watch. DeWayne: Maury I am 200% positive that I'm not the father of her baby. She slept with at least 4 other men that I know one of them may be the father also the baby looks nothing like me. She's pinning this baby on me because she wants my money but it isn't happenin. When the results come back that I am not the father I want you to stay the !@#$ out of my life. Then of course the audience boos and the mother says bring his $%^ out. | |||
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post #16
posted 2003 September 13 (Saturday) at 1:34 AM
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Re: Marcel you forgot one thing...
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Haha, that reminds me on the "Killa Cam" video where someone tells him he ain't the father so he's doin that funny ass DipSet dance.
But yeah. Talkshows are boring, they always are bout fat people, freaks, or WHO'S THE DADDY and beauty contests...can't stand that shit. |
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boriqua
man the other day on maury i saw a gut who came on there with two women who said that he was the father of their combined 5 kids. that nigga had on a shirt that said he was not the father and ended up being the father of all 5 of the kids! that was bad ass!!
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Yeah that's fucked up. What's even more fucked up is when there's no baby in the first place. If a girl tried to pull that on me I'd hire some other broads to beat her ass and scratch her face.
Historical anecdote time: One time the Romanian prince and war hero Vlad Tepes ("Vlad the Impaler" "Dracula") had a mistress who told him she was pregnant. He said that isn't funny and she shouldn't joke about those things, and she swore she was serious. When he found out through his sources that she was lying, he repeatedly stabbed her to death. Now tell me that guy didn't know how to handle a problem. | |||
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post #20
posted 2004 September 19 (Sunday) at 6:56 PM
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Its been 7 years and Maury is still doing the same thing
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