Rockstar : Zero Carb

Rockstar : Zero Carb

This Rockstar apparently has Zero Carbohydrates. It also has 240 milligrams of caffeine, which makes it a top pick when it comes to energy drinks. What’s a little odd is the cranberry-like color and taste because it isn’t marketed as having a specific flavor.

my rating : 3 of 5

video review : Shanelle Dyer versus Ravena Oliveira at UFC Fight Night

video review : Shanelle Dyer versus Ravena Oliveira at UFC Fight Night

Ravena Oliveira dances to the Octagon and shouts, in response to Bruce Buffer’s intro, “I am here!” Little did she know she was “here” to get her ass beat. The fight is actually competitive until the second round when she catches a straight right that puts her on wobbly legs. That’s when she turns into Rich Franklin and Shanelle Dyer; Anderson Silva; finishes her with “vicious knees” via Thai clinch.

my rating : 3 of 5

2026

Black Rifle Energy : Wild Frost

Black Rifle Energy : Wild Frost

“Wild Frost tastes like getting power-bombed through the side of an igloo by an 800-pound cryptid”, the promo reads. In fact it tastes like your average Energy drink. Aside from being sweet and carbonated, it’s essentially flavorless. You can enhance the concept though by icing it in the freezer before you drink it.

my rating : 3 of 5

Mandy Moore’s physical appearance

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Mandy Moore’s face didn’t used to look like this. She was considerably cuter. She’s aging, of course, but cosmetic surgery is apparently the main culprit. It’s a common procedure for famous women but not to this extreme. She’s become basically unrecognizable; more like Mandy’s older less-attractive sister. Not that I wouldn’t fuck them both.

my rating : 3 of 5

2026

audio review : Light-Years ( album ) … Nas + DJ Premier

audio review : Light-Years ( album ) ... Nas + DJ Premier

“Preem and Nas” are rap music legends; two of the best at what they do to this day; so fresh beats and rhymes are a given. Where their songs and this album falter is at the breaks. A DJ scratching-in familiar, sometimes trite, vocal samples; Premier’s signature; might sound nice in the background, but it can’t take the place of a good hook.

Light-Years, which should be credited to vocalist Nas alone as the tradition goes, is about looking back at not just his career but hip-hop in general. He gives a Bouquet to seemingly every female MC he can think of. Writers, like KRS-One’s Out For Fame, salutes graffiti artists. There are also sequels to 2nd Childhood and NY State Of Mind.

my rating : 3 of 5

2025

3D Energy Drink : Strawberry Lemonade

3D Energy Drink : Strawberry Lemonade

This is the most confusing 3D Energy Drink of them all. There seems to be two versions; one with and one without the Strawberry Lemonade label on the front; with different tastes. Perhaps it’s a psychological trick, but the plain one tastes plain. Even more baffling is that, at one point, only the former was featured on the official site but called Chrome.

my rating : 3 of 5

Pure Life Purified Water

Pure Life Purified Water

You do need it for Life, but not all drinking water; the bottled type you buy from a store; is made the same. This BlueTriton brand is Purified “using reverse osmosis” and “enhanced with minerals for a crisp taste”, but I prefer my water distilled with no flavor at all.

my rating : 3 of 5

audio review : Public Domain 7 [ The Purge ] ( mixtape ) … Max B

audio review : Public Domain 7 [ The Purge ] ( mixtape ) ... Max B

Max B is free at last. Not that he wasn’t somehow able to record vocals and put out songs in prison, which makes this release not quite as significant as it otherwise would’ve been. It’s also another crude Public Domain mixtape rather than a proper album, which doesn’t help, but there are some mini waves to ride. The highest include I Want Smoke, Lap Dance and All Of It.

my rating : 3 of 5

2025

video review : Child’s Play 3

video review : Child's Play 3

Last time it was his new foster home. Now; eight years later but not even a year in real life; Chucky follows Andy to military school. That concept; putting the two in such a random setting; distracts from the simple but effective horror story Child’s Play began as. Never mind the fact that Andy isn’t even played by the same actor from the first two movies and is metaphorically replaced with an annoying black kid.

my rating : 3 of 5

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