Marcel Lee




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The year seemed like 1987, but, based on how old I seemed, it was probably a few years later. I think I was at my uncle Gabe’s old house at first, with him, Too-Too and Tobe. He was yelling at us, not really angry but in a half-joking sort of way, as he often did. I remember laughing without worrying about getting in real trouble for it. Even then I knew what was going on, that I had somehow warped back to the past, but I don’t think I mentioned anything about it until later. By then, Tobe and Cordell were gone. It was just me and Gabe, but now we were in the dining room of my grandmother’s old house.

I told him that it was going to sound real crazy what I was about to say but to basically hear me out. He was listening but I could tell he wasn’t really taking me seriously, which was fine. “I’m from the future,” I said before telling him my future (present) age and presumably the future (present) year. I don’t remember what all I told him but I remember telling him that he looked very much the same, just with a bigger belly, to which he replied with a dry “I hate you.” A joking comment like that would be out of character for him in real life, but it was funny in the dream. So I chuckled before continuing on.

I could tell he still wasn’t taking me seriously though, let alone believing me. He seemed to think I was setting-up some kind of elaborate joke. But I wanted him to know I wasn’t playing around, that I really was “from” the future or at-least knew what was going to happen up to the year 2013. I even told him that I could tell him who dies and who lives on. I’d already implied that he and I were still alive, but I was thinking about other family members or, since no major family members of ours have died in all that time; his father, my grandfather, was the last one and he died in early 1987; celebrities.

I must’ve somehow had or thought I had the ability to go back and forth between the past (present) and the present (future) at will because, in order to prove it to him, which I was becoming increasingly more desperate to do, I came-up with the idea of getting on the internet; I asked if he knew what the “internet” was and he didn’t seem to know, so I gave him a brief description of it; and looking up tomorrow’s date to see what, if any, celebrities would die. I asked what date it was and I could’ve sworn he agreed that the year was 1987. Again, I seemed older than I would’ve been that year.

I would’ve liked to continue the dream from there, to see his reaction to my revelation, but that was it. I awoke after telling him what I planned to do in order to make him realize I was telling the truth. At that point, he still wasn’t buying it, which, considering the fact that I hadn’t provided him with any actual evidence, he shouldn’t have. I wouldn’t have. But I’m thinking the celebrity death thing, assuming it covered several people over the course of days and those deaths weren’t limited to people who were already on their death beds, would’ve convinced me. And I’m generally harder to convince than him.

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I was on my way to some kind of epic music festival. I think it was free, but I decided to stop by the bank to get some money just in case I needed it. I walked in and headed straight to the ATM to take out, I don’t know, probably twenty dollars or so. That’s what I would’ve selected on the screen. But when I put my left hand out to grab it, more cash started coming out; a lot more. I just stood there, trying to remain as inconspicuous as possible as bills; twenties, fifties, hundreds, thousands; layered in a stack that was becoming increasingly harder to manage in a single palm. I think I started using both hands.

I knew something was seriously wrong, or seriously right, that I hadn’t just inadvertently emptied my bank account, because it was much more money than I had in my account. I wasn’t counting, but, just glancing down every few seconds and seeing all those thousand-dollar bills, I figured it had to be close to a hundred thousand; enough to make me, as far as the empty history of my pockets were concerned, rich. I noticed the screen had some sort of short letter-number code displayed on it, perhaps an error message, as I became more and more nervous. Was anyone watching me? I didn’t know. Finally it stopped.

I figured the cameras were watching. There was probably one right there on the front of the ATM, getting a clear close-up of my face. Plus I’d inserted my card and typed-in my password. But I didn’t care, not enough to walk over to a human teller and explain what just happened. I was taking the money, that much I knew, at the risk of spending years in prison. It was a risk I was willing to take. Besides, I figured, they might never realize what happened. So I slid the money into my pocket, or pockets, and, after spending way too much time making sure the machine was reset to begin another customer, I walked out.

2012 | December 26


posted 2012 December 26

I saw Hulk Hogan, of all people, just outside my grandmother’s old house, in the space her neighbor’s old house still stands to this day. It wasn’t there in the dream though. It was just an empty lot; a jungle-like area with lots of trees and plants; as if the house had been torn down and cleared away a long time ago. The Hulkster was sitting at a table or a booth with some kind of promoter guy, apparently to promote his new movie. There may have even been ads for it posted around the area and memorabilia right there ready to sell or give away.

I didn’t have my main video camera on me, but I had my new Fifth Generation “iPod” Touch, which has a “1080p” video camera built into it. So, once I walked by and realized I was actually looking at the real Hulk Hogan, with just a promoter guy and maybe a few people standing around him; no apparent bodyguards or fans to get in my way; I sprung into action. Getting a celebrity video for my site is a major thing, so I went over to him and, just in case he wasn’t in the mood for video, started-off by asking him if I could take a picture with him.

I told him that I was a big fan of his, that he and Michael Jackson were like my idols, which was a lie. The Michael Jackson part is true, but I never particularly liked or cared about Hulk Hogan. Not that I ever disliked him or anything. I just never really had negative or positive feelings about him one way or the other. I remember wanting to see his No Holds Barred movie as a kid, back when I was a WWF fan and follower, but that’s about it. I thought buttering him up with fake praise was the best way to get a picture with him, so I did.

It seemed to work. I could see him smiling behind the shades that covered not only his eyes but a lot of his face. He said yes, that I could take a picture with him, so I acted excited, which I was, but mainly because I’d have a photo with a big celebrity for my site. As I fumbled around with the iPod Touch, either Hulk Hogan or the promoter guy suggested we do a “picture-in-picture”, which, at-least in the dream, meant that we’d (somehow) both have the photo on our iPod or iPhone. Hulk Hogan had one too.

I didn’t like that idea because I was concerned about how I’d look in the photo. If I didn’t like the way I looked and it was just on my camera, I could simply not put it on the site or perhaps just cut me out of it. But if it was on his camera too, a lot people might see it either way. That was my logic in the dream. It would’ve been a concern in real life, but not a major one. Me having the photo on my camera would’ve outweighed any concerns about him having it on his. But in the dream, it was a major concern.

So I fumbled around with my camera, purposely now, pretending I didn’t know how to get to “picture-in-picture”. After several awkward seconds, I asked if I could interview him on video instead, which is what I really wanted to do in the first place. He said okay, so I rushed to the video part, which seemed much more complicated in the dream than it would be in real life. The Fifth Generation iPod hasn’t even been released yet. But I plan to buy one as soon as it is.

By the time I got the video recording and the camera pointed at his face, which only took a few (more) seconds, his whole demeanor had sort of changed. Perhaps he was putting on a character act for the camera; I consider that possibility only in retrospect; but he was no longer smiling. So I didn’t waste any (more) time. I threw-out my first interview question. I can’t remember what it was, but it was basic question, which I thought was a good way to start. He didn’t answer it. He just looked at me. All of a sudden, he had a bad attitude.

I think I revised it for him, but he still wouldn’t answer. He wasn’t silent though. He grumbled and complained about it not being a good question. So I think I asked another one; a different one; to which he responded in the same way. He said somthing about my questions not being relevant, that he was there to promote his movie. When I heard the word “movie”, I jumped on it. “Okay, the movie, yeah, whatever,” I might’ve phrased it, which meant that whatever subject he wanted to talk about was fine with me.

I asked him a question about the movie and I can’t remember exactly what he said, but it obvious that the interview had fallen apart. He didn’t answer my question and may have even chastised me to the promoter guy. All I know is that I continued to record him as I backed off. What was happening; conflict as the result of Hulk Hogan being a jerk; was probably more interesting than a proper interview would’ve been anyway. Once I got about twenty or thirty feet away from him; I might’ve even counted aloud for comedic effect; I started talking shit back to him.

“Fuck you, Hulk Hogan,” I think I yelled, “Fuck you, your wife and your kids!” I just started throwing insults at him, about being old or whatever else I could think of, as he yelled back at me, probably threatening to beat my ass if I came back over to him. I wasn’t going to do that though, not even for the site. Though I was yelling at him in a jokey sort of way; it was obvious I wasn’t really angry; he seemed to be genuinely pissed-off, if only a little.

It wasn’t until I’d gotten all the way over to the front of my old house, which stood on the opposite side of my grandmother’s house, that the promoter guy and a few of his people caught-up with me. They were smiling and laughing. He started praising me for what just happened. He might’ve said it was “awesome” before agreeing with me about Hulk Hogan being an “asshole”. The Hulkster was no longer in view, so, even though the camera was still recording, he started freely insulting him. The whole thing was funny.

2012 | September 26


posted 2012 September 26

I sprung a crush on this girl when I first laid eyes on her. It was mainly physical; she was a cute brown African-American with puffy ridges underneath her eyes as if she hadn’t slept in a long time. Actualy meeting and conversating with her made me fall for her friendly personality too. But it was still mainly a physical, romantic, sexual thing.

I don’t think I knew she had a sister at the time, but when I met her sister; a taller, probably slightly older version of herself; I’m guessing they shared the same mother and same father because they looked so much alike, right down to the sleepless eye ridges; a day or few later, I sort of developed a crush on her too. She was only slightly less attractive.

Randy must’ve told her I liked her sister, or maybe her sister told her she liked me; there was obvious chemistry between us; because she accentuated it during our conversation. There was a big social event; a weekend series of concerts and parties; coming in upper Michigan. They were all planning to vacate there. She asked if I was going too.

I said yeah. I wasn’t as excited about going. I generally try to avoid loud noises. But I figured it would be a fun experience; one that would give me more one-on-one time with her sister. She, playing the role of unresentful match-maker, apparently had the same idea. As she walked away, she made a joke about me and her sister having sex at the hotel.

2012 | September 20


posted 2012 September 20

I guess The Osbournes was still on TV. Either that or Jack and Kelly were featured on a new “reality” show. Either way, there I was; you couldn’t see me but you could hear my voice; on the phone with Jack as he walked thru the mansion he lived in, telling me just how fat and greedy his sister was.

He said her and her friend were selling, or trying to sell, big slices of pizza one day; presumably homemade pizza. When nobody bought them, he said, they sat down and ate the whole pie themselves. I don’t know if the story was true or not, but it was funny and I was just happy to be on the show.

2012 | September 03


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I wasn’t even clocked-in at the time. I was either off for the day or off for the rest of the day. But there I was, at the job for some reason or another. Perhaps I lived nearby and was just there to get my paycheck. In any case, I was laying on the floor, on my back, in what could’ve been an exaggerated display of tiredness or boredom, when Heather; my boss in the dream and former boss in real life; walked over to me and sat on my head.

She did it as a joke. And it worked because the people standing around us; mostly co-workers but also a friend of mine I was just hanging with that day; erupted in laughter as I wiggled around, pretending to be stuck. It was both a funny and a pleasing experience in that I enjoyed having Heather; an older but still sexually attractive woman; put her pussy and ass so close to my face, with only a pair of work slacks and panties between us.

“I heard of people having their heads stuck up their bosses ass, but goddamn,” I said, which brought on another heavy eruption of laughter among all the constant giggles.

2012 | June 17


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